Parsimonious Penurious Produce

Portly pastor Porky's pungent positive
preaching, provoked persistently
perverse parishioners past previous
precious petty personal parity prejudices,
producing punch packed public participation,
prominently preceding parishioners
private physical pleasures.

Puzzling posterity's pragmatic predictability,
Pastor Porky proposed projects, previously
piously pitted puny. Perceptively prefacing
ponderous problems, Pastor Porky preponderance
pontifical presence persuaded pampered
potential prodigious persons, past previous performances,
proposing pending preemption's, preluding possible
prominent positions, promising perfection possibilities.

Pastor Porky's pompous pithless pious
personal parading, programs, personal
purposes, produced programmable, powerless,
purposeless progeny.
Ponder partners, Providence's prophetic
predications. Pride produces puffs.
Purpose persistent particular pridless
personal precision.
Roy Tibbit